
I keep noticing things.... To an untrained eye these "things "may seem like normal puppy behavior, but to a keen eye like myself, it's quite the opposite.
Every time I let Pizza out of her cage she heads for the kitchen. Once there she proceeds to lie on the ground with her face in the gap between the cabinets and the floor. I've looked, and there are no food remnants there. My assumption is that this is her meeting point with the spider king. This is where they hatch their plans and decide which of the spiders kamikaze warriors will be sent next. (Although the warriors must not think they are kamikaze because they seem to be under the impression that they will kill me, and not the other way around as it has been.)
You might say "Pizza's mom, why don't you just keep her away from that spot?"..and to that I say "Ok, I'll try that".
Wish me luck. I'll keep everyone updated on any more sketchy behavior from the pup.
oh yeah one more thing!! There was a dog parade today on Main Street. I did not find out about it until it was too late to bring Pizza. She would have needed a costume.
This blog has taken a strange dark turn...i think you might be going crazy..
ReplyDelete...also, i think the spiders have laid eggs in your brain.
yea this definitely sounds like the behavior of a girl with spiders in her brain. i'm sure they'll come out of her ears at some point.
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